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~WELCOME~
G'day folks, welcome to Calls Freek. I don't know how you got here, but I hope you enjoy yourself while you're here.

I'm sure there's better things you could be doing with your life than reading this waffle. Like, picking up some new diseases at the local pub, trying to remove those vomit stains from the sheets, or contemplating circumcising chickens (bad rhyme I know).

If your life's reached the cross roads and you're the one facing the stop sign, have a laugh and sleep easy at night knowing that you're not nearly as demented as the people who write this shit.

If you don't find it funny or entertaining, DON'T COME BACK HERE.

Best of luck, 

the Editor.

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