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G'day
folks, welcome to Calls
Freek. I don't
know how you got here, but I hope you enjoy yourself while you're here.
I'm sure there's better things
you could be doing with your life than reading this waffle. Like, picking
up some new diseases at the local pub, trying to remove those vomit stains
from the sheets, or contemplating circumcising chickens (bad rhyme I know).
If your life's reached the
cross roads and you're the one facing the stop sign, have a laugh and sleep
easy at night knowing that you're not nearly as demented as the people
who write this shit.
If you don't
find it funny or entertaining, DON'T COME BACK HERE.
Best of luck,
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